Jacob is the frontman of NOD that everyone loves. Born in the london ghetto he moved to St.Albans to start his music career. His perfect pitch and knowledge of chords that only his band would ever play makes great songs that take bloody ages to get right. His favourite drink is Guiness and when he's not writing songs he's busy eating olives and french cheese while picking up Aphids by the legs with a pair of tweezers. He also has a fascination with drain pipes and girls (separately....we think).
Alex was born in San Juan, Puerto Rico and has lived in many places since. He now resides in St.Albans. With an interest in music and philosophy he brings an astranged insight into the band, lyrically and musically. He doesnt like toast, only warm bread. No carbon for him. He likes cider (alot) and weight lifting, he can lift 500kg now. He writes songs and lyrics in between popping his protein pills and steroids which he highly recommends. Yay. Alex's motto for life is "Wrexham once, never again"
Tomo was born in Cambridge (ooooahhhh) and now lives in St.Albans. He was brought up with beatings from his giant pet rabbit, which was later eaten by his dog. Now, like Alex, he lifts weights and pops steroids. Tomo is known for his silky smooth hair which Alex is jealous of as his was raped from his head. He likes Beer and kiwi birds, but not in some crazy cocktail mixture. In his spare time he plays on his 12 string and hunts moles using a small fishing rod. Tomo uses Trevor Sorbie hair products.
George was born in the morning. He doesn't remember where as he was found lying in a manger, blindfolded. His stupidly fast fingering technique has led to the manic solo's NOD are known for (especially when drunk). George likes eating Keech's home made jam, but only on thursday's, other wise he turns into John Prescott. His favourite beer is "Bill better bitter beer". George often gets into fights with Alex because of his different views. He likes toast, but not warm bread and also wants to move to Wrexham to make a giant pond and have aquatic wildlife within. This of course is never going to happen but George is too often high on pro-plus to actually care.
"Keech" originally comes from Winchester which explains his "distinctive" personality. He has never touched Ketchup in his life as it "looks icky". As the drummer of the band, his main job is to complain bitterly about how 5/8 is a stupid time signature, calling the rest of the band "cocks" and telling the bassist he is a microsecond out of time, while playing the drums rather well. His favourite sports are a funny hybrid of football and basketball and golf. He also enjoys dipping muffins in his home made jam and eating it on a patio table......which is in his kitchen. His goal in life is to repeat the "pie scene" from American pie.
JACOB IS MASSIVE